CAT OF THE DAY 020: SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001)

College student Cindy (Anna Faris) and her friends are spending the night at Hell House. Cindy is attacked by a black cat, and screams “Help! My pussy has gone crazy!”

The cat (which is replaced by a non-realistic cat puppet) starts off attacking Cindy with teeth and claws, but then switches to a broken bottle, breaks a chair over her head, and kicks her in the groin. The fight turns into a parody of Jake LaMotta vs Sugar Ray Robinson in Raging Bull, complete with super slo-mo punching, and Cindy is finally knocked out.

Anna Faris is game for anything, and a class act, as always.

But none of this is as funny as it sounds.