Mad Scientist: “The first live experiment was disastrous. Dandilo.”
Concerned Wife: “Dandilo! Andre, how could you?”
Mad Scientist: “She disintegrated perfectly, but never reappeared. I don’t know why, even now. I redesigned the projecting device, and now it’s perfect.”
Concerned Wife: “Where’s she gone?”
Mad Scientist: “Into space? A stream of cat-atoms?”
But of course, the Mad Scientist will pay (“Help me! Help meeeeeee!”) for having reduced the poor cat to a state of disembodied miaowing. Vaya con dios, Dandilo.